A little Light moment

14 years 1 month ago #29911 by DeirdreKelleghan
A little Light moment was created by DeirdreKelleghan
In The Beginning
   In the Beginning God created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was faced with a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impact statement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but was stymied with the cease and desist order for the earthly part.
   Appearing at the hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the first place. He replied that he just liked to be creative. Then God said, "Let there be light", and immediately the officials demanded to know how the light would be made. Would there be strip mining? What about thermal pollution? God explained that the light would come from a huge ball of fire. God was granted provisional permission to make light, assuming that no smoke would result from the ball of fire: that he would obtain a building permit; and to conserve energy, would have the light out half the time. God agreed and said he would call the light "Day" and the darkness "Night". Officials replied that they were not interested in semantics.
   God said, "Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as many seed". The EPA agreed so long as native seed was used. Then God said, "Let waters bring forth creeping creatures having life; and the fowl that may fly over the earth". Officials pointed out this would require approval from the Department of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation and the Audubongelic Society.
   Everything was fine until God said he wanted to complete the project in Six days. Officials said it would take at least 200 days to review the application and impact statement. After that there would be a public hearing. Then there would be 10-12 months before...
   At this point God created Hell. :mrgreen:

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14 years 1 month ago #29912 by voyager
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LOL ... I like it!

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14 years 1 month ago #29913 by pmgisme
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Sounds a bit like "Un-Intelligent Design" to me.

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14 years 1 month ago #29918 by Seanie_Morris
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Funny read, thanks Deirdre! I'd like to see the Irish Co. Co. version! :D

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14 years 1 month ago #29938 by JohnMurphy
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:D :D :D Nice one!

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14 years 1 month ago #29969 by finnjim2001
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Funny read, thanks Deirdre! I'd like to see the Irish Co. Co. version! :D


And god created shovels. and lo he created saws to allow the users of the hole"y" and clean shovels to make them elbow height to lean upon. and they saw that all was right with the lord :lol:

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