
Nuclear Booklet
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The booklet went to each household in the land and was a what to do in the event of Nuclear Fallout advice effort.
I know its not astronomy but it is history. So does anyone have one ? I am writing something and it would be useful.
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In the meantime...

Protect And Survive
(John Clifden)
Well the government's made a document
To help prevent embarrassment
And in the event of an accident
Catching us with our trousers down
It's no use to you when you're dead
Nor even when alive
And the name of this peace of paper is
Protect and survive
So when the nuke's come raining down
It's great to be alive, well
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive
Protect and survive
Well a nuclear strike can be recognised
It would stand out in a crowd
There's a flash, then a bang, then a blast of heat
Then a bloody great mushroom cloud
So if you happen to see one at the end of your street
Would you please pick up the telephone
And inform your local police
So when the nuke's come raining down
It's great to be alive, well
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive
Protect and survive
Put sticky tape on your windows
Block your ears and close your eyes
But it won't make a blind bit of difference
You won't have to watch yourself fry
If you find yourself in the target zone
And you haven't got a shelter
Take a spade into the garden
And dig like merry hell, sir
So when the nuke's come raining down
It's great to be alive, well
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive
Protect and survive
They've got strategic ICBM's
Both theatre and tactical
With independently targeted
Multiple reentry vehicle's
Backfire bombers, Polaris sub's, cruise missiles
And the boy's who hang around the Pentagon
Can't wait to use these toys
So when the nuke's come raining down
It's great to be alive, well
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive
Protect and survive
When Armageddon gets underway
And the rockets come pouring down
All the bloody politicians who started it
Will scuttle off underground
And when they finally reemerge
With no life to be found
They can administrate the rubble
And they can order each other a round
So when the nuke's come raining down
It's great to be alive, well
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive
Protect and survive
For they give us a four-minute warning
When the rockets are on their way
To give us time to panic and Christians time to pray
So when you hear the siren's going
Place your head between your thighs
Whilst maintaining this posture
You can make a final gesture
And with a little muscular pressure
You can kiss your arse goodbye
So when the nuke's come raining down
It's great to be alive, well
World War Three can be such fun
If you protect and survive
Protect and survive
Protect and survive
Protect and...
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Carrying around my 20" obsession is going to kill me,
but what a way to go.

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did anyone take those iodine tablets.
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Which are now well out of date if Sellafield was hit today!
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I've a copy of the one issued in March 2002 from the Department of Public Enterprise. I guess you'd probably have to contact a public library to get the one your looking for.
The 2002 one should be available on the DPE website htp://www.dpe.ie , or if you can't find it there let me know your e-mail address and I can send you the PDF.
As for the iodine tablets - yeah there still there at the back of the medicine cabinet.
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I've just looked at the 2002 edition of that booklet, and on page three there's a photo of a girl peering through a 60mm refractor at the sky in broad daylight. - no kidding.
What's she looking for? Scud missiles ?
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Hey!
I've just looked at the 2002 edition of that booklet, and on page three there's a photo of a girl peering through a 60mm refractor at the sky in broad daylight. - no kidding.
What's she looking for? Scud missiles ?
no i think it should be spud misssles

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I think it was based around the psychology of panic.
The illustrations I remember, were great for stirring up fear and terror.
Deirdre Kelleghan
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I think it was based around the psychology of panic.
The illustrations I remember, were great for stirring up fear and terror.
Deirdre Kelleghan
Not going over to the dark side on us I hope. Or have you spotted an NEO headed for us?
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"Worlds that Never Were" (Curious Episodes in the History of Astronomy)
Hope you are heading in also. ELY HOUSE, 8 ELY PLACE, DUBLIN 2. 8PM
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